I'd like to volunteer for the position of head Thought Cop. And, I want you to know that I have no qualms about torture. The Geneva Conventions are really more like guidelines anyway.
Edit: If you would rather have me as the Secretary of Agriculture, I can perform both jobs at the same time. Ex: Lighting my joints with the burning human flesh of my victims, and then putting the roaches out on their tongues. Mmmm.
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