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Originally Posted by Otaku
Though, just about everyone I saw in Canada was ugly.
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hehehe, well I travelled all through out the states, north to south, the only hot chick I met was in a bar, she was the cutest little chick, red head, southern accent, long story short we liked each others accent and we both felt really really bad for the maid that had to clean my hotel the next morning.
the day I got the grey burger from mcdonalds, this fat ****, wearing a mcdonalds shirt, I think this was in Mississippi, all I know it was hotter then hell and I remember Mississippi as the hottest, he didnt even have to order, they already knew what he want, I could tell by the mustard stain and ketchup on his shirt that he was quite the regular
I went to waffle house in nashville, this goth chick, real ugly, wearing **** load of makeup came upto me talking like she knew me, tried to hug me so I tell her, ya, Im Canadian, hahaha she was so embarrassed funnny ****
went to bourbon street and the strippers were, meh, half decent, no one I'd get a lap dance from
all I know is I couldnt wait to get home, hit up niagara falls where the strippers are ****ing smoking, the meat is real, the whiskey doesnt taste like **** (ahhh, gotta love Canadian club whiskey) the coffee rocks, the people arent dumbasses
went to a corner store, a 18 year old, atleast 18, asked me for ID when I bought alcohol "Ontario? were gonna need state ID" state ID? I'm Canadian you putz, that and after 10 minutes of telling him, he finally believed me, but the idiot couldnt count, couldnt take my birthdate and the current date to see im above 21, this isnt the only place, its as if theyve never took someones ID before in the 20 corner marts and bars I visited, its like they were all handicapped.
theres police checks everywhere, the cops at the road blocks are as dumb as the civilians, oh and when you get around middle america, it begins to smell for a state or two... im serious hahaha
oh and corrupt, we have more sports to choose from, we have hockey, football, baseball, soccer, every sport america has, except we have +1, the greatest sport, LACROSSE!! lacrosse ****ing rocks
ya the schools are alot easier in america because the education system is ****ed royally, well atleast public school wise
edit : videl, I know you were being sarcastic, but even still, america has lost alottttt of money going into the war with Iraq
also, you know how alot of the iraqians and terrorist got there weapons? from the states, didnt just out right give it to them no, but they did leave alot of weapons in the middle east, its cheaper to build more at home then to transfer them back, so if you see a terrorist with a assault rifle other then the AK, you know they got it from the americans