Vigoss the best dota player

[ap0litist0s]

*Vigoss, multiplied by time, equals destruction.

*Vigoss, divided by games played, equals N gallons of gamer tears.

*The fabric of the time-space continuum can only sustain one Vigoss (barely).

*Vigoss, multiplied by zero, equals Vigoss, because nothing can nerf Vigoss.

*Vigoss, multiplied by infinity, equals Vigoss, because nothing is bigger than Vigoss.

*The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. However, if Vigoss is one of the parts, he is greater than the whole.

*The damage, dealt by Vigoss in a battle, amounts to infinity plus one.

*According to Newton's Law, every action has an equal by strength and opposite by direction reaction. Vigoss proved this *wrong, because when he attacks someone, there is never a reaction. Dead heroes don't react.

*Vigoss can divide by zero.

*Vigoss has counted to infinity - twice.

*Vigoss does not heal at the fountain. He waits.

*Vigoss can play a 60 minutes game for 20.

*When MYM|H4nn1- goes to sleep, he checks for Vigoss in the closet.

*When SK watched one of Vigoss' replays, they decided to forfeit just to be on the safe side.

*It is rumoured that Vigoss is very strong 1v1. Unfortunately, there are no survivors to confirm this.

*Once, scientists made a study on the main causes for suicides among gamers. The results were: 1. Mom and dad punished their child not to play WoW one month. 2. Playing more than one game against Vigoss. 3. My teammates were noobs!

*If, by some paradox of time and space, Vigoss plays against himself, Vigoss will win. Period.

*If you have 1000 gold and Vigoss has 1000 gold, he has more gold than you.

*Vigoss does not kill Roshan. He just stares him to death, breaks the Aegis because he doesn't need it, and gives the cheese to the enemy. After all, it's always more fun if they die slower.

*You don't gang Vigoss. You just give him more gold from hero kills.

*Vigoss can dodge Chain Lightning. Without moving.

*LightOfHeaven is just another account of Vigoss - he uses it for casual, relax games.

*Once, SK.Loda decided to play 1v1 against Vigoss. It took him only three weeks to get a hold on himself and stop crying.

*Ice Frog made a special, customized version of dota especially for Vigoss. In the menu, he replaced "stop", "attack", "move" and "patrol" with "kill", "farm", "help teammates" and "destroy base".

*Sometimes, Vigoss allows the enemy players to kill him, just to give them some hope. Unfortunately, it never works.
In one of these instances, when he decided to let the enemy team kill him, he had to chase all five of them to their fountain. It became a real problem, when the fountain was so scared that it forgot to attack. When they saw this, they forfeited the game.

*Once, Vigoss sent an illusion to scout the enemy base. It almost destroyed the World Tree.

*Vigoss can hook himself with Butcher - from maximum range. In fog of war.

*Vigoss doesn't have to lasthit creeps. They die out of sheer respect.

*According to legend, once the world's strongest players challenged Vigoss to play against them, controlling five different heroes on his own. He never did it again, claiming that it was too easy.

*Never, ever, watch replays from Vigoss - you can't do what he does.

*If you leave from a game against Vigoss, you are not a leaver. It's just common sense.

*Vigoss does not get stunned. The stun gets Vigossed.

*Once, Vigoss decided to play in the finals of MYM Prime defending blindfolded. He made only three triple kills. Later on, people accused him of using headphones. He apologized.

*If Vigoss had a little sister, she would be better at dota than you are.

*Vigoss isn't God, but God isn't Vigoss either.

*Vigoss can maim with yasha.

*When you click on Vigoss to see his inventory, fatal error occurs.

*Vigoss doesn't need the map version when he sees replays because replays see Vigoss.

*Some days ago ARS-ART said to Vigoss: "Dude i think you need to...". The same minute, ARS-ART moved to SK.

*Vigoss can see the chat of the opponents.

*Vigoss doesn't need mana.

*Vigoss can blink in fog of war.

*When the allies of Vigoss kill Roshan, he doesn't drop cheese. It's automatically transfered to Vigoss's secret inventory slot.

*When Vigoss picks up rune, it lasts for the whole game.

*Vigoss doesn't need warcraft to play dota.

*When Vigoss plays with Butcher, his hook goes through allied creeps.

*Vigoss with only one basher, bashes 100%.

*Vigoss movespeed is 523.

*Vigoss never heals near the fountain. Whenever he goes to check for a rune, he always finds regeneration.
*Vigoss has 7 inventory slots.

*Vigoss crits x5 when he plays with Mortred.

*When Vigoss casts Balanar's ulti, it is night all the time.

*Vigoss can use Thundergod's Wrath. To observers.

*Vigoss can hook doublespawn roshan.

[han_han]

Isn't this kind of chuck norris based?

[LCSBSSRHXXX]

y dont u jus suk his dik while ur at it fgt.

[Tensaei]

Who's Vigos?

[D@rekills4]

Seems to be a good player
YouTube - vigoss highlight ihcs
YouTube - VIGOSS KILLING 1

[Timmay]

Originally Posted by LCSBSSRHXXX

y dont u jus suk his dik while ur at it fgt.

[MiCrOz]

I beat Vigoss 1v1

[ap0litist0s]

Originally Posted by MiCrOz

I beat Vigoss 1v1

u can't even beat me in 1v1

[Ghost-Flight]

Originally Posted by ap0litist0s

u can't even beat me in 1v1

Because 1v1s are retarded and prove nothing

[ap0litist0s]

Originally Posted by Ghost-Flight

Because 1v1s are retarded and prove nothing

i was trying to challenge the guy if you dont mind

[D@rekills4]

Here are the original vigoss IHCS Games
Hes an awsome player

GG No Re - vigoss DotA Replays