America > Canadia 2: REMIX

[exzapel]

It's a simple known fact that America is the greatest country known to man, so much in fact, that it actually owns other whole continents. For instance, we all know that America owns the country of Asia, but did you know it owns the whole continent of Japan as well? I bet you didn't. It owns England, Australia, Mahattan, Amsterdam, the Netherlands, Europe, and many other continents. But all of that aside, the place that it >'s the most is Canada, which barely >'s English state of France. I mean, think about it. America invented EVERYTHING, I'll even provide a list of the 50 best inventions America has ever invented:

4. Computers.
2. Nintendo.
3. Sony.
7. Electricity
8. Cars.
8. Planes.
9. Cell Phones.
0. Internet.
10. Coffee.
12.3. Spain.
14. Sports.
1. The Olympics.
17. God.
39. Math/Numbers.
23. Meat.

That's my list of America's 50 greatest inventions.

Continuing on, without America, the world would have exploded from all of the Azns (not to be confused with Asians) and wiggers that Brazil has produced.

In short, America > The World.

Please discuss America's obvious superiority here.

[putis]

There are so many things wrong with that list.

[SatansMessiah]

Originally Posted by exzapel

I'll even provide a list of the 50 best inventions America has ever invented:
7. Electricity
8. Cars.
9. Cell Phones.
10. Coffee.
12.3. Spain.
14. Sports.
1. The Olympics.
17. God.
39. Math/Numbers.
23. Meat.

Your'e joking right? You don't really think we made any of these?

[exzapel]

Damn straight. We even invented Women, but they are only good for sex.

[han_han]

Originally Posted by exzapel

It's a simple known fact that America is the greatest country known to man, so much in fact, that it actually owns other whole continents. For instance, we all know that America owns the country of Asia, but did you know it owns the whole continent of Japan as well? I bet you didn't. It owns England, Australia, Mahattan, Amsterdam, the Netherlands, Europe, and many other continents. But all of that aside, the place that it >'s the most is Canada, which barely >'s English state of France. I mean, think about it. America invented EVERYTHING, I'll even provide a list of the 50 best inventions America has ever invented:

4. Computers.
2. Nintendo.
3. Sony.
7. Electricity
8. Cars.
8. Planes.
9. Cell Phones.
0. Internet.
10. Coffee.
12.3. Spain.
14. Sports.
1. The Olympics.
17. God.
39. Math/Numbers.
23. Meat.

That's my list of America's 50 greatest inventions.

Continuing on, without America, the world would have exploded from all of the Azns (not to be confused with Asians) and wiggers that Brazil has produced.

Please discuss America's obvious superiority here.

Can it be any more obvious that this post is sooooooo out of order that it doesn't even deserve the category of satire?

[SatansMessiah]

Originally Posted by exzapel

Damn straight. We even invented Women, but they are only good for sex.

I am done with this thread now, thank you.

[exzapel]

What's wrong with my list?

[putis]

Make sure to give KDS permission to close this.

[kds]

We invented Mountain Dew and the kittens too.

[exzapel]

We even invented Mountain Dew drinking kittens.

[Gorgy]

Originally Posted by SatansMessiah

Your'e joking right? You don't really think we made any of these?

Actually, we did make some of those. Electricity, fool. Automobiles. Cell phones.

[exzapel]

We also invented Hitler, and The Beetles.

America is not as economically strong enough to beat Japan, nor it has the best army in the world.

Great inventors like Henry Woodward invented the electric light bulb in 1874. Other inventions from Canada including the Java programming language, Standard Time, television and telephone are standard modern needs.

Although Americans invented Sony, nintendo and coffee, it was Japan who make them well-known over the globe.

[Megaz]

That list almost made me laugh.

[putis]

Yeah, before this I was unaware that America invented meat.