Things Found Only in America

[Zephyrix]

[b]Things Found Only in America[b]
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[phantoma]

lol so true...

do you have anymore?

[SatansMessiah]

Originally Posted by xxzyzxx

[b]Things Found Only in America[b]
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Depends on where you live. 9/10 times untrue.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Why not can they not watch their children skate?

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
I live near a place not like this, and I'm sure there are many places that are not like this.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
The taste of diet is better then regular i think, along with a few of my friends.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Do you really think some one could ****ing walk in there and take it?
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Ehm, we are not all hill-billys.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
This is just dumb.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
I work at a supermarket and we sell hotdogs by eight and ten.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
True., so lets just get rid of them.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
People walk up to drive up atm's all the time, and why would you waste time making 2 formats of interfaces for the machines when both walk up and drive up machines could run on the same and save money and time.

And like gamepin said, site your sorces i know you did not come up with this.

[Zephyrix]

I never said I did.

[putis]

Originally Posted by phantoma

lol so true...

do you have anymore?

Just google it, that's what he did.

[Pwnd]

Satan, we put useless junk in the garage because cars can stand the weather.

10 pack hot dogs still exist making them pointless.

Lots of cigs are behind the counter.. in the front. I've always seen the pharmacy in the back.

You still need someone to aid you to the ATM. What if it is busy and the person is like.. wtf, I stand in line with cars? Chances are they aren't going to do that.

[SatansMessiah]

Originally Posted by Pwnd

Satan, we put useless junk in the garage because cars can stand the weather.

10 pack hot dogs still exist making them pointless.

Lots of cigs are behind the counter.. in the front. I've always seen the pharmacy in the back.

You still need someone to aid you to the ATM. What if it is busy and the person is like.. wtf, I stand in line with cars? Chances are they aren't going to do that.

When you say "we" I am guessing you are talking about inbread hillbillies?

Blind people can do things on there own. Its not like they are compleatly helpless so stop acting like they are. They could easly walk there, and there is not always a line of cars at an atm hell, usualy there is no one.

[Pwnd]

"We" as Americans. Most people don't put thier cars in thier garages. I live in the city of Bayville, New Jersey. Hicks don't live there, so stfu.

I don't know what bank you go to, but mine are usually/always crowded. They're helpless when it comes to running across highways, safely making it to the right side of the ATM, ect.

Also, the sequence at which the ATM screens go. I know you can memorize them easilly, but without being able to see them ever, you're going to need aid.

[SatansMessiah]

Is what i found at the bottom of page 10 googling Bayville

The caption at google "Bayville, NJ"

Lol.

[Fallen]

Originally Posted by keenan

Take it easy man, that stuff is all OBVIOUS, but this is a joke so it doesn't matter. Just learn to laugh Nobody wants to hear the obvious truth.

Yeah listen to keenan, you totally ****ed up the whole joke Satan. God damn, I mean I know you're a dumb****, but please don't ruin it for the rest of us aren't.

[IversonAli3]

[phantoma]

funny thing was that the one on the right wasn't wearing a g-string...

[Pwnd]

Originally Posted by SatansMessiah

Is what i found at the bottom of page 10 googling Bayville

The caption at google "Bayville, NJ"

Lol.

Have you actually seen the movie with that girl? It's disturbing as hell...

[XGhozt]

Hahaha, I remember the forum where you got that from. :P