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Old 03-11-2006, 08:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This is a new forum game that takes wits, so I have no doubt most of you are too stupid to even be entertaining at this, but let's give it a shot, shall we?

This game is simple: you start out by saying how many xxxx is needed to xxxx? Then the next person posts the answer, making it witty.

Example:

Q) How many Santa Clauses, Mermaids, and Literate Howardmeis' does it take to read a newspaper from back to front?

Then the next person would say:

A) Trick question, those are all imaginary beings.

Q) Next question here in that same form.

We got it? Good. I'll start.

Q) How many pieces of stolen source code does it take to make an agentgod hack?
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A)as many as he can cram into a hack till it reaches 13.37kb


Q)How many days till blizzard patches starcraft again
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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6 days until the Megaloblatta longipennis begin to look for food.

How much air do we need to blow up our date?
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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6 days until the Megaloblatta longipennis begin to look for food.

How much air do we need to blow up our date?
How ever "tight" or "loose" we want her to be ;).

How long will it be before howard realizes trying to act smart after being made fun of so much is pointless?
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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When we all have a life with jobs, kids, etc. and he's still here posting by himself. There's no one to flame him.

How many G. Bush's does it take to take out Iraq?
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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None, a hillbilly only knows how to get in.

How long till some one banns afterlife for talking in douche bag letters?
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Old 03-11-2006, 07:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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None, a hillbilly only knows how to get in.

How long till some one banns afterlife for talking in douche bag letters?


Btw, i did all my talking in duche bag letters in the flame board, so never. Only posted once outside of it. So im here till i die!
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A) Never, that was a stupid question!

Q) How many sheets of paper can one tree make?
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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A) We will never know.

Q)
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A) Never, that was a stupid question!

Q) How many sheets of paper can one tree make?
A) As little as it takes to piss off the hippies.
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Old 03-11-2006, 10:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A) The who?

Q) The who?

A) Who?

This thread is gay, someone shoot saren and just make this world a happy place.
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Old 03-11-2006, 10:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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A) The who?

Q) The who?

A) Who?

This thread is gay, someone shoot saren and just make this world a happy place.
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Old 03-13-2006, 08:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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A) The who?

Q) The who?

A) Who?

This thread is gay, someone shoot saren and just make this world a happy place.
I don't think there is an answer to that particular comment. The intelligence level of some of the people that post here are beyond the help of even the most advanced intellectual therapy.

(Q) When will scientists be able to replicate the human brain?
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A) When Jesus comes back to earth.

Q) How much money does it take to buy yourself a nice wife?
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(A) Depends on which ghetto you find her in.

(Q) How many times does someone have to break your heart before you decide they're not the one?
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Old 03-14-2006, 12:04 AM   #16 (permalink)
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A. Just once

Q. How many times will Afterlife act like a douche?
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