Mastercard Commercials

Saberking · 07-12-2006, 06:48 AM

create your own Mastercard comercial lines!

it usually consists of
`one thing: money amount
`second thing: money amount
`third thing :money amount
`fourth thing: priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else, there's Mastercard

Ill start:

Buying an Xbox: $150
Buying a New watch: $100
Buying your medicine that you need in order to live: $30
Relizing that you left yourbags at walmart when you get home: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else, there's Mastercard

hba · 07-12-2006, 06:52 AM

Paying a cheap hooker: $20
Condoms: $9
Motel Room, 1 Night: $45
Not using the condoms and testing positive for AIDS: Priceless

Saberking · 07-12-2006, 06:54 AM

Lol, Funnier than mine.

hba · 07-12-2006, 06:55 AM

Also less expensive, yet still more impacting.

saren · 07-12-2006, 06:55 AM

Repeating an already absurdly over-used spoof theme and wasting bandwidth and disk space on a server: $0.35

Me drinking a bass while reading this: $1.50

The cost of my blood pressure pills when I'm 30 due to you: $$$$$$$$$

Realizing that you will always be dumber than me: Priceless.

07-12-2006, 06:59 AM

Buy fishing rod $ 500
Buy fishing reel $400
buy fishing baits/weight/float/hooks $50

Caught a 15cm small catfish : Priceless.

ashman · 07-15-2006, 06:32 AM

Buying an American flag.....$20
Buying a lighter....$1.50
Buy Gasoline....$20

Lighting yourself on fire because your a complete and utter moron....Priceless

howardmeis · 07-15-2006, 07:01 AM

A $1.50 lighter? They cost like $.50 where I'm at....

HARD_ON · 07-15-2006, 07:08 AM

He is talking about a signature lighter. He likes to burn in style.

Gorgy · 07-15-2006, 07:12 AM

New CPU: $300
...
New Video Card: $250
...
More RAM: $100
...Realizing your motherboard doesn't support any of it, priceless.

howardmeis · 07-15-2006, 08:26 AM

Wow how stupid can you get.....

disco · 07-15-2006, 08:30 AM

Dinner at Arby's: $12.73

Jug of Whine: $2.35

Scented candles: $5.40

Going on a date with me: Priceless, baby!

ashman · 07-19-2006, 03:03 PM

Flamable liquid....$5

Lighter.... $0.50

Something to light on fire.....$5

Accidently Spraying your hand with flamable liquid and lighting yourself on fire.... Priceless

exzapel · 07-19-2006, 04:04 PM

Your mom: $0.50
Your Girlfriend: $10 and the photos of her with her boyfriend.
Digital video camera: $150
Walking in on our little party... Priceless.

Free$tyle · 07-19-2006, 11:39 PM

Fireworks: 2.00

Gasoline: 3.00

PCB Pipe: 3.00

Blow you dumbass self up because you shot a can of gas:Priceless[Unless you count the Casket,The cleaning up of your body, and Mourge money]

07-12-2006, 06:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Saberking King Of Swords Gold Member Blessed Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: ╙.- Posts: 1,963	Mastercard Commercials create your own Mastercard comercial lines! it usually consists of `one thing: money amount `second thing: money amount `third thing :money amount `fourth thing: priceless. There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else, there's Mastercard Ill start: Buying an Xbox: $150 Buying a New watch: $100 Buying your medicine that you need in order to live: $30 Relizing that you left yourbags at walmart when you get home: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else, there's Mastercard __________________ I DECLARE A REP PARTY! gt: V0RP4L
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07-12-2006, 06:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
hba perf*cked Senior Member Retired Staff Member Messiah Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 8,441	Paying a cheap hooker: $20 Condoms: $9 Motel Room, 1 Night: $45 Not using the condoms and testing positive for AIDS: Priceless __________________ i can see you niggaz aint raw
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07-12-2006, 06:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Saberking King Of Swords Gold Member Blessed Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: ╙.- Posts: 1,963	Lol, Funnier than mine. __________________ I DECLARE A REP PARTY! gt: V0RP4L
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07-12-2006, 06:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
hba perf*cked Senior Member Retired Staff Member Messiah Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 8,441	Also less expensive, yet still more impacting. __________________ i can see you niggaz aint raw
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07-12-2006, 06:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
saren Crusader Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 3,323	Repeating an already absurdly over-used spoof theme and wasting bandwidth and disk space on a server: $0.35 Me drinking a bass while reading this: $1.50 The cost of my blood pressure pills when I'm 30 due to you: $$$$$$$$$ Realizing that you will always be dumber than me: Priceless. __________________ Burn, baby, burn.
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07-12-2006, 06:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
Akazukin Guest Posts: n/a	Buy fishing rod $ 500 Buy fishing reel $400 buy fishing baits/weight/float/hooks $50 Caught a 15cm small catfish : Priceless.

07-15-2006, 06:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
ashman Zealot Join Date: May 2005 Location: In Terrigal Hell Hole a.k.a aussie Posts: 674	Buying an American flag.....$20 Buying a lighter....$1.50 Buy Gasoline....$20 Lighting yourself on fire because your a complete and utter moron....Priceless __________________ Chicken pie1,2,3,4,5 Spamming Version Updated.. Created by:Ashman! Enjoy :D:P Click here for free hacks
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07-15-2006, 07:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
howardmeis Weiße Kraft Senior Member Messiah Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Chicago. ^.^ Posts: 8,143	A $1.50 lighter? They cost like $.50 where I'm at.... __________________ I AM HOWARD. I MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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07-15-2006, 07:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
Gorgy 2600 Senior Member Retired Staff Member Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pollock Pines Posts: 3,239	New CPU: $300 ... New Video Card: $250 ... More RAM: $100 ...Realizing your motherboard doesn't support any of it, priceless. __________________
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07-15-2006, 08:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
howardmeis Weiße Kraft Senior Member Messiah Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Chicago. ^.^ Posts: 8,143	Wow how stupid can you get..... __________________ I AM HOWARD. I MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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07-15-2006, 08:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
disco Section Staff of Keepin' it Real Senior Member Retired Staff Member Inquisitor Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,534	Dinner at Arby's: $12.73 Jug of Whine: $2.35 Scented candles: $5.40 Going on a date with me: Priceless, baby! __________________
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07-19-2006, 03:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
ashman Zealot Join Date: May 2005 Location: In Terrigal Hell Hole a.k.a aussie Posts: 674	Flamable liquid....$5 Lighter.... $0.50 Something to light on fire.....$5 Accidently Spraying your hand with flamable liquid and lighting yourself on fire.... Priceless __________________ Chicken pie1,2,3,4,5 Spamming Version Updated.. Created by:Ashman! Enjoy :D:P Click here for free hacks
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07-19-2006, 04:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
exzapel Eater of Lions. Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,999	Your mom: $0.50 Your Girlfriend: $10 and the photos of her with her boyfriend. Digital video camera: $150 Walking in on our little party... Priceless. __________________ New and improved exzapel™ Now with more sociocidal tendencies!
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07-19-2006, 11:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
Free$tyle Advocate Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 212	Fireworks: 2.00 Gasoline: 3.00 PCB Pipe: 3.00 Blow you dumbass self up because you shot a can of gas:Priceless[Unless you count the Casket,The cleaning up of your body, and Mourge money] __________________
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