Black Jokes?

Saberking · 02-28-2007, 02:16 AM

How do you starve a black person?

Bomb KFC

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving

disco · 02-28-2007, 02:35 AM

NO RACISM

kds · 02-28-2007, 03:15 AM

most confusing day in Harlem?
father's day

hardest four years of a black's life?
first grade

LCSBSSRHXXX · 02-28-2007, 03:34 AM

How long does it take a black person to ****.
9 months.

And no I'm not racist, I've just herd that joke before.

Greek · 02-28-2007, 03:40 AM

I think I have a winner

Why do black people smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them to.

guy476 · 02-28-2007, 03:43 AM

those indians smell more than blacks do

Megaz · 02-28-2007, 03:56 AM

Agreed, indians have that natural BO.

EyeOfFire · 02-28-2007, 12:08 PM

What do you call a black person driving a red ferrari?
A jaffa.

What do you call a black person with yellow teeth?
A crunchie

What do you call a black person sliding down a water slide?
Sewage.

dopesmoker · 02-28-2007, 03:13 PM

whats the difference between a blackman and batman? batman can go into a store without robin

gamepin126 · 02-28-2007, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dopesmoker

whats the difference between a blackman and batman? batman can go into a store without robin

LOL

Kitten · 03-03-2007, 05:36 PM

hey.. watch it with the racist jokes guys, I have a black guy in my family tree... the lEASt you could do is wave to him while he's hangin there...

Gorgy · 03-04-2007, 12:37 AM

What do you do when you see a ****** hopping around on one foot screaming in pain?

Stop laughing and reload.

Pete_Zahut · 03-04-2007, 12:50 AM

Quote:

What do you do when you see a ****** hopping around on one foot screaming in pain?

Stop laughing and reload.

lol

Gorgy · 03-04-2007, 01:48 AM

What's a ******s idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you"

Why do ******s cry during sex?
The Mace.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
******s.

dopesmoker · 03-04-2007, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goregamod

What's a ******s idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you"

Why do ******s cry during sex?
The Mace.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
******s.

Goreg Georgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry, when the boys came out to play, he kissed them to cause he was gay

edit : when you say goreg say it gore G

02-28-2007, 02:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Saberking King Of Swords Gold Member Blessed Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: ╙.- Posts: 1,963	Black Jokes? How do you starve a black person? Bomb KFC How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving __________________ I DECLARE A REP PARTY! gt: V0RP4L
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02-28-2007, 02:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
disco Section Staff of Keepin' it Real Senior Member Retired Staff Member Inquisitor Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,534	NO RACISM __________________
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02-28-2007, 03:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
kds MENOS EL OSO Senior Member Moderator Saint Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,328	most confusing day in Harlem? father's day hardest four years of a black's life? first grade __________________ GET THE **** OUT OF MY SIGNATURE
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Greek Senior Member Crusader Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,956	I think I have a winner Why do black people smell so bad? So blind people can hate them to. __________________
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Megaz Maverick Renegade Senior Member Crusader Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: TX Posts: 3,457	Agreed, indians have that natural BO. __________________ Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It.
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EyeOfFire There's too much blood in my caffeine system Crusader Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia. Respect it Posts: 3,409	What do you call a black person driving a red ferrari? A jaffa. What do you call a black person with yellow teeth? A crunchie What do you call a black person sliding down a water slide? Sewage. __________________
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03-03-2007, 05:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
Kitten Deviant Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 99	hey.. watch it with the racist jokes guys, I have a black guy in my family tree... the lEASt you could do is wave to him while he's hangin there... __________________ cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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Gorgy 2600 Senior Member Retired Staff Member Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pollock Pines Posts: 3,239	What do you do when you see a ****** hopping around on one foot screaming in pain? Stop laughing and reload. __________________
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Gorgy 2600 Senior Member Retired Staff Member Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pollock Pines Posts: 3,239	What's a ****s idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you" Why do **s cry during sex? The Mace. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? ****s. __________________
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