Funny Jokes

Fang325 · 01-10-2006, 08:28 PM

We have a thread or Funny Pics and Movies, why not jokes??
Sticky please?

I'll start this off with one of my favroite jokes:

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
*robt has left the chat room

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

Sinz · 01-10-2006, 09:45 PM

meh best sorta joke i can find at this level of non sleep

Greek · 01-10-2006, 10:16 PM

Whats simmilar between a hurricane and a blonde?

Theres a lot of blowing and you lose your house.

XCreepingDeathX · 01-10-2006, 10:31 PM

How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds the same?

They both stick their meat in 8 year old buns.

Dr. Silence · 01-10-2006, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XCreepingDeathX

How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds the same?

They both stick their meat in 8 year old buns.

Strangly delicious.

Fang325 · 01-10-2006, 11:07 PM

ughh...thats sick... request meat into buns...???

Request for this thread to be a sticky =D

Greek · 01-10-2006, 11:13 PM

who would win in a fight chuck norris or god?

Chuck norris is god.

Dr. Silence · 01-10-2006, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreekWonder

who would win in a fight chuck norris or god?

Chuck norris is god.

The gay fat bold guy in your avatar looks like you in real life.

Fang325 · 01-10-2006, 11:25 PM

LOL Chuk norris, the guy wit the bald head looks like him? meh, but since the picture thread is so long I you really can't find anyone that your looking for

LordPeezy · 02-15-2006, 07:17 AM

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

hba · 02-15-2006, 07:58 AM

If saren shoved a broom in his ass, would that be talking with his mouth full?

LordPeezy · 02-15-2006, 08:48 AM

how did saren break his nose..? he saw a dildo facing up under a glass table

01-10-2006, 08:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Fang325 Disciple Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MA Posts: 416	Funny Jokes We have a thread or Funny Pics and Movies, why not jokes?? Sticky please? I'll start this off with one of my favroite jokes: < robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant < bawss> Right click. robt has left the chat room <Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. <zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap? Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall __________________
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01-10-2006, 09:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sinz Duck Me Senior Member Moderator Gold Member Saint Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 6,186	meh best sorta joke i can find at this level of non sleep __________________ Got SC/SCBW Maps Upload them to Oh Hai Maps! Got Images? Upload them to Oh Hai Images! Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. -Aristotle Last edited by Sinz : 12-21-2008 at 02:23 AM.
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01-10-2006, 10:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Greek Senior Member Crusader Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,956	Whats simmilar between a hurricane and a blonde? Theres a lot of blowing and you lose your house. __________________
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01-10-2006, 10:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
XCreepingDeathX Ite, Maledicti, in Ignem Aeternum Senior Member Enlightened Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,185	How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds the same? They both stick their meat in 8 year old buns. __________________ Its Fear Tastes Better Than Its limbs.
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01-10-2006, 11:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fang325 Disciple Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MA Posts: 416	ughh...thats sick... request meat into buns...??? Request for this thread to be a sticky =D __________________
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01-10-2006, 11:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
Greek Senior Member Crusader Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,956	who would win in a fight chuck norris or god? Chuck norris is god. __________________
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01-10-2006, 11:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fang325 Disciple Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MA Posts: 416	LOL Chuk norris, the guy wit the bald head looks like him? meh, but since the picture thread is so long I you really can't find anyone that your looking for __________________ Last edited by Fang325 : 01-10-2006 at 11:53 PM.
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02-15-2006, 07:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
LordPeezy Gold Member Deviant Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 51	Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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02-15-2006, 07:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
hba perf*cked Senior Member Retired Staff Member Messiah Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 8,441	If saren shoved a broom in his ass, would that be talking with his mouth full? __________________ i can see you niggaz aint raw
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02-15-2006, 08:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
LordPeezy Gold Member Deviant Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 51	how did saren break his nose..? he saw a dildo facing up under a glass table
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