llafnwod/disco '08 Cabinet - Page 2

disco · 10-08-2006, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by llafnwod

Speaking of which, I'm still looking for a candidate for Thought Police director.

Perhaps Iverson?

llafnwod · 10-08-2006, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Otaku

"Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime IS death."

What does the Thought Police director do?

Silently vaporizes subversive/noncompliant users and posts, deleting all mention of them and bringing forth a tacit policy of swift death to the nonbelievers.

I think I've recommended it twice on the Staff Board.

Quote:

Originally Posted by disco

Perhaps Iverson?

Hmm. Not a bad idea.
EDIT: Nevermind, he'd make a better Secretary of War.

I'm reminded of the ultrasecret clubhouse meetings of my youth. Only we had a smaller pool of candidates.

Pete_Zahut · 10-08-2006, 04:17 AM

i would like thought police taht soudns neat

llafnwod · 10-08-2006, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete_Zahut

i would like thought police taht soudns neat

I'm afraid the position isn't open for someone of your... qualifications, but there are quite a few vacant interrogation chairs that you would fit in nicely.

SC_Modder · 10-08-2006, 04:23 AM

EDIT: llafnwod beat me to it. What a fag.

Pete_Zahut · 10-08-2006, 04:26 AM

AlCapwnz · 10-08-2006, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by llafnwod

I'm afraid the position isn't open for someone of your... qualifications, but there are quite a few vacant interrogation chairs that you would fit in nicely.

Lmao.

+Rep

Otaku · 10-08-2006, 05:07 AM

Can I be Thought Police director?

AlCapwnz · 10-08-2006, 05:15 AM

I have a paradox of why I'm not the Thought Police Director.

;)

disco · 10-08-2006, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by llafnwod

I'm reminded of the ultrasecret clubhouse meetings of my youth. Only we had a smaller pool of candidates.

Yeah, except then our ranks would be Han and Chewbacca. Or more suiting would be The Emperor and Vader.

K? Pŕo?ćtiόnŹ · 10-08-2006, 06:01 AM

Good thing you guys arent going to be any competition to the Purple's.

Dyndrilliac · 10-08-2006, 06:09 AM

I'd like to volunteer for the position of head Thought Cop. And, I want you to know that I have no qualms about torture. The Geneva Conventions are really more like guidelines anyway.

Edit: If you would rather have me as the Secretary of Agriculture, I can perform both jobs at the same time. Ex: Lighting my joints with the burning human flesh of my victims, and then putting the roaches out on their tongues. Mmmm.

putis · 10-08-2006, 06:23 AM

I think my position of Undersecretary of agriculture would go hand in hand with heading up the music department.

llafnwod · 10-08-2006, 06:27 AM

Dynny, that can be arranged. And putis, music is indeed among your "agricultural" duties.

I think Otaku is the one who got this whole thing started with the pic, so Press Secretary is fitting. Don't worry, you'll be tougher than those normal dumbass press secretaries.

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llafnwod Administrator Saint Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,106	Dynny, that can be arranged. And putis, music is indeed among your "agricultural" duties. I think Otaku is the one who got this whole thing started with the pic, so Press Secretary is fitting. Don't worry, you'll be tougher than those normal dumbass press secretaries. __________________ NEWS YOU CAN USE. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO USE THIS NEWS YOU WILL BE KILLED.
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