llafnwod/disco '08 Cabinet

[llafnwod]

A cabinet proposal for our 2008 World Dictatorial Campaign. This is only a draft and is open to outside suggestions, inside requests/denials, as well as, obviously, consultation from disco himself. It will be updated frequently with new input. This covers the complete Executive Branch (as if there are any others), as well as unions, however powerless they may be.

The Party:
Imperator: llafnwod
Imperator Lite (working title): disco

Secretary of State: dt

Secretary of the Treasury: NAATYE

Secretary of Violence: nickolay
(Foreign)
- Secretary of War: IversonAli3
- Secretary of Peace: Fish Beans
(Domestic)
- Secretary of Organized Violence: saren
++ Director of the Thought Police: ComradeSlavic
++ TP Subdirector, Torture and Interrogation: Dyndrilliac (shared imperium over agriculture)
- Secretary of Unorganized Violence: Hellbound
- (related)Secretary of Thoughtless Violence: SC_Modder
- Secretary of Public Condescension & Exasperation: M00K
++ Undersecretary of Public Condescension & Exasperation: CREATINE1

Secretary of Awesome: ston3rpimp69
++ ston3rpimp69's Personal Ball-Washer: Sandman
- Secretary of Keepin' it Real: Dragan

Secretary of Cybernetic Faggotry: BloodyBlade
- Secretary of Buttsecks: DA(
- Secretary of Cockslapping: Mad3711
- Secretary of BBs (B/H/etc)Js: Mys Videl
(on a related note, also Secretary of Defense)
- Secretary of Mys Videl's (B/H/etc)Js: K? Pŕo?ćtiόnŹ

Secretary of "Agriculture": Dyndrilliac
- Undersecretary of "Agriculture": putis616 (shared imperium over music)

Secretary of Music: putis616
- Undersecretary of Music: knockdownshawn
- Secretary of Brutal Music: BloodyBlade (shared imperium over cybernetic faggotry)
- Secretary of Trance: Jakor

Secretary of Contraband: keenan
- (Virtual)Undersecretary of Contraband: DarthSlyGuy
- (Physical)Undersecretary of Contraband: Iscariot

Press Secretary (with, say, knives and stuff): Otaku


Special Interest Representatives:
High Priest of the Church of BWHacks: SC_Modder (shared imperium over thoughtless violence)
- Assistant to the High Priest: 707

Union for the Fair and Equal Treatment of the Mentally Underabled: howardmeis
- Secretary to the Union Representative: Ctark

[Mystic Videl]

Wtf, I wanted secretary of defense, (Also known as secretary of war.)

[llafnwod]

There is no Defense. And I've been told your current position is just as good.

Or permanently traumatizing. I forget which.

EDIT: Fine.

[Dragan]

Secretary of Keeping it real: Dragan?

[Mystic Videl]

http://www.defenselink.mil/osd/topleaders.html

[llafnwod]

Secretary of Keeping it real: Dragan?

Ok, but you're under stonerpimp's jurisdiction.

[Otaku]

Secretary of "Agriculture"

ROFL.

Very nice

edit: I can try to make a bigger picture of my avatar, the size of the original was only 180x180 or so.

edit 2: secretary of special education, howardmeis.

[hba]

If only saren was still here to fulfill his position.

[howardmeis]

W00t I dont' even have to ASK for it now!!

[llafnwod]

Where did you get the idea that you were welcome to post here?

[disco]

Secretary of Keeping it real: Dragan?

"that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down!"

[SC_Modder]

llafnwod, May I please prove myself worthy of my position by punishing howard?

[BloodyBlade]

What of my duties? What am I supposed to do?

[llafnwod]

What of my duties? What am I supposed to do?

What, you think I'd have given you the position if you hadn't earned it? The same thing you've been doing for the past two years.

(zing)

[LCSBSSRHXXX]

I believe a Secretary of Asian Affairs is needed.

[Ideal Maxima]

Umm, a question. Who's running against you guys?

[disco]

Umm, a question. Who's running against you guys?

The future victim of assasination by the llafnwod/disco party of '08. That's who.

[llafnwod]

The future victim of assasination by the llafnwod/disco party of '08. That's who.

Speaking of which, I'm still looking for a candidate for Thought Police director.

[Otaku]

"Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime IS death."

What does the Thought Police director do?

[ScAreCroW]

I could be the thought police if it entails e-yelling at people for thinking against the disco/downfall establishment, or other things specified