llafnwod/disco '08 Cabinet

llafnwod · 10-08-2006, 12:13 AM

A cabinet proposal for our 2008 World Dictatorial Campaign. This is only a draft and is open to outside suggestions, inside requests/denials, as well as, obviously, consultation from disco himself. It will be updated frequently with new input. This covers the complete Executive Branch (as if there are any others), as well as unions, however powerless they may be.

The Party:
Imperator: llafnwod
Imperator Lite (working title): disco

Secretary of State: dt

Secretary of the Treasury: NAATYE

Secretary of Violence: nickolay
(Foreign)
- Secretary of War: IversonAli3
- Secretary of Peace: Fish Beans
(Domestic)
- Secretary of Organized Violence: saren
++ Director of the Thought Police: ComradeSlavic
++ TP Subdirector, Torture and Interrogation: Dyndrilliac (shared imperium over agriculture)
- Secretary of Unorganized Violence: Hellbound
- (related)Secretary of Thoughtless Violence: SC_Modder
- Secretary of Public Condescension & Exasperation: M00K
++ Undersecretary of Public Condescension & Exasperation: CREATINE1

Secretary of Awesome: ston3rpimp69
++ ston3rpimp69's Personal Ball-Washer: Sandman
- Secretary of Keepin' it Real: Dragan

Secretary of Cybernetic Faggotry: BloodyBlade
- Secretary of Buttsecks: DA(
- Secretary of Cockslapping: Mad3711
- Secretary of BBs (B/H/etc)Js: Mys Videl
(on a related note, also Secretary of Defense)
- Secretary of Mys Videl's (B/H/etc)Js: K? Pŕo?ćtiόnŹ

Secretary of "Agriculture": Dyndrilliac
- Undersecretary of "Agriculture": putis616 (shared imperium over music)

Secretary of Music: putis616
- Undersecretary of Music: knockdownshawn
- Secretary of Brutal Music: BloodyBlade (shared imperium over cybernetic faggotry)
- Secretary of Trance: Jakor

Secretary of Contraband: keenan
- (Virtual)Undersecretary of Contraband: DarthSlyGuy
- (Physical)Undersecretary of Contraband: Iscariot

Press Secretary (with, say, knives and stuff): Otaku

Special Interest Representatives:
High Priest of the Church of BWHacks: SC_Modder (shared imperium over thoughtless violence)
- Assistant to the High Priest: 707

Union for the Fair and Equal Treatment of the Mentally Underabled: howardmeis
- Secretary to the Union Representative: Ctark

Mystic Videl · 10-08-2006, 12:16 AM

Wtf, I wanted secretary of defense, (Also known as secretary of war.)

llafnwod · 10-08-2006, 12:19 AM

There is no Defense. And I've been told your current position is just as good.

Or permanently traumatizing. I forget which.

EDIT: Fine.

Dragan · 10-08-2006, 12:20 AM

Secretary of Keeping it real: Dragan?

Mystic Videl · 10-08-2006, 12:24 AM

http://www.defenselink.mil/osd/topleaders.html

llafnwod · 10-08-2006, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragan

Secretary of Keeping it real: Dragan?

Ok, but you're under stonerpimp's jurisdiction.

Otaku · 10-08-2006, 12:33 AM

Secretary of "Agriculture"

ROFL.

Very nice

edit: I can try to make a bigger picture of my avatar, the size of the original was only 180x180 or so.

edit 2: secretary of special education, howardmeis.

hba · 10-08-2006, 12:41 AM

If only saren was still here to fulfill his position.

howardmeis · 10-08-2006, 12:43 AM

W00t I dont' even have to ASK for it now!!

llafnwod · 10-08-2006, 12:45 AM

Where did you get the idea that you were welcome to post here?

disco · 10-08-2006, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragan

Secretary of Keeping it real: Dragan?

"that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down!"

SC_Modder · 10-08-2006, 01:30 AM

llafnwod, May I please prove myself worthy of my position by punishing howard?

BloodyBlade · 10-08-2006, 01:37 AM

What of my duties? What am I supposed to do?

10-08-2006, 12:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
llafnwod Administrator Saint Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,106	llafnwod/disco '08 Cabinet A cabinet proposal for our 2008 World Dictatorial Campaign. This is only a draft and is open to outside suggestions, inside requests/denials, as well as, obviously, consultation from disco himself. It will be updated frequently with new input. This covers the complete Executive Branch (as if there are any others), as well as unions, however powerless they may be. The Party: Imperator: llafnwod Imperator Lite (working title): disco Secretary of State: dt Secretary of the Treasury: NAATYE Secretary of Violence: nickolay (Foreign) - Secretary of War: IversonAli3 - Secretary of Peace: Fish Beans (Domestic) - Secretary of Organized Violence: saren ++ Director of the Thought Police: ComradeSlavic ++ TP Subdirector, Torture and Interrogation: Dyndrilliac (shared imperium over agriculture) - Secretary of Unorganized Violence: Hellbound - (related)Secretary of Thoughtless Violence: SC_Modder - Secretary of Public Condescension & Exasperation: M00K ++ Undersecretary of Public Condescension & Exasperation: CREATINE1 Secretary of Awesome: ston3rpimp69 ++ ston3rpimp69's Personal Ball-Washer: Sandman - Secretary of Keepin' it Real: Dragan Secretary of Cybernetic Faggotry: BloodyBlade - Secretary of Buttsecks: DA( - Secretary of Cockslapping: Mad3711 - Secretary of BBs (B/H/etc)Js: Mys Videl (on a related note, also Secretary of Defense) - Secretary of Mys Videl's (B/H/etc)Js: K? Pŕo?ćtiόnŹ Secretary of "Agriculture": Dyndrilliac - Undersecretary of "Agriculture": putis616 (shared imperium over music) Secretary of Music: putis616 - Undersecretary of Music: knockdownshawn - Secretary of Brutal Music: BloodyBlade (shared imperium over cybernetic faggotry) - Secretary of Trance: Jakor Secretary of Contraband: keenan - (Virtual)Undersecretary of Contraband: DarthSlyGuy - (Physical)Undersecretary of Contraband: Iscariot Press Secretary (with, say, knives and stuff): Otaku Special Interest Representatives: High Priest of the Church of BWHacks: SC_Modder (shared imperium over thoughtless violence) - Assistant to the High Priest: 707 Union for the Fair and Equal Treatment of the Mentally Underabled: howardmeis - Secretary to the Union Representative: Ctark __________________ NEWS YOU CAN USE. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO USE THIS NEWS YOU WILL BE KILLED.
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10-08-2006, 12:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mystic Videl You're all idiots. Retired Staff Member Inquisitor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,906	Wtf, I wanted secretary of defense, (Also known as secretary of war.) __________________ Мы коммунисты. Вместе, Интернет будет наш.
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10-08-2006, 12:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
llafnwod Administrator Saint Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,106	There is no Defense. And I've been told your current position is just as good. Or permanently traumatizing. I forget which. EDIT: Fine. __________________ NEWS YOU CAN USE. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO USE THIS NEWS YOU WILL BE KILLED.
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10-08-2006, 12:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dragan Ballin' Senior Member High Priest Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hamilton,Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,861	Secretary of Keeping it real: Dragan? __________________
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10-08-2006, 12:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mystic Videl You're all idiots. Retired Staff Member Inquisitor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,906	http://www.defenselink.mil/osd/topleaders.html Attached Images __________________ Мы коммунисты. Вместе, Интернет будет наш.
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10-08-2006, 12:33 AM	#7 (permalink)
Otaku I'm in ur user profile changing ur name back Senior Member Gold Member Messiah Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 9,718	Secretary of "Agriculture" ROFL. Very nice edit: I can try to make a bigger picture of my avatar, the size of the original was only 180x180 or so. edit 2: secretary of special education, howardmeis. __________________
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10-08-2006, 12:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
hba perf*cked Senior Member Retired Staff Member Messiah Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 8,450	If only saren was still here to fulfill his position. __________________ i can see you niggaz aint raw
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10-08-2006, 12:43 AM	#9 (permalink)
howardmeis Weiße Kraft Senior Member Messiah Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Chicago. ^.^ Posts: 8,112	W00t I dont' even have to ASK for it now!! __________________ I AM HOWARD. I MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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10-08-2006, 12:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
llafnwod Administrator Saint Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,106	Where did you get the idea that you were welcome to post here? __________________ NEWS YOU CAN USE. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO USE THIS NEWS YOU WILL BE KILLED.
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10-08-2006, 01:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
SC_Modder Loading javascript... Senior Member Moderator Inquisitor Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,523	llafnwod, May I please prove myself worthy of my position by punishing howard? __________________ AaronOpfer.com - My music
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