Microsoft Acquired Firefox... wtf? - Page 2

De · 11-21-2006, 09:49 PM

Lol.

This is pretty good and this will get some people. Looks at the picture in this link (I got modem takes to long to upload a good looking picture): http://www.msfirefox.com/firefox-full-features.html
"We've made it better like seriously... Would we lie?" ^^ and at the bottom they have linux and mac crossed out lol.

howardmeis · 11-21-2006, 09:50 PM

Quote:

A robust new Microsoft security architecture known as TakeOver™ helps to protect the Windows Kernel from malicious, damaging and viral software such as Symantec and McAfee products.

W00t!!

test-acc · 11-21-2006, 09:55 PM

I can't beleive some of you think this is real, haha.

ScAreCroW · 11-21-2006, 09:56 PM

I never said I did. The site is bs. I'm just surprised someone would spend time doing this

lpxxfaintxx · 11-21-2006, 09:57 PM

I thought it was real, for about 5 minutes... then I read through the site. It was too good to be true. :P

ScAreCroW · 11-21-2006, 09:58 PM

Neat symbol. Wonder how they thought of it

howardmeis · 11-21-2006, 09:59 PM

http://whitehouse.net/

lololol

lpxxfaintxx · 11-21-2006, 10:04 PM

That's fake...

Dyndrilliac · 11-21-2006, 10:04 PM

It's glaringly obvious from the get-go.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Register

Microsoft Firefox presents a noticeably simpler, more streamlined, less cluttered interface than all other browsers. The introduction of the Cut Away Effect™ randomly disables the rendering of 9/10 of Microsoft Firefox

What idiot would allow their renderer to randomly be disabled? Not even Microsoft is that stupid.

De · 11-21-2006, 10:19 PM

LOL
"Support/Questions
It doesn't work properly? Well boohoo! Our own Steve Ballmer can't swim, do you hear him complaining?
At Microsoft, we pride criticism and will seek continual self-improvement in the development of core technologies - but when something says 'beta', it means 'beta'.

Will I see all my e-mails, contacts, and other info a year from now?
Probably not."

De · 11-21-2006, 10:20 PM

LOL
"Support/Questions
It doesn't work properly? Well boohoo! Our own Steve Ballmer can't swim, do you hear him complaining?
At Microsoft, we pride criticism and will seek continual self-improvement in the development of core technologies - but when something says 'beta', it means 'beta'.

Will I see all my e-mails, contacts, and other info a year from now?
Probably not.

Terms & Conditions?
MSFirefox Mail Beta represents the pinnacle of today's online web technology. Any financial, spiritual, religious, physical and emotional loss incurred as a direct result of this service - places no responsibility whatsoever on Microsoft Firefox, Microsoft, Mozilla, Google, Yahoo, Apple or eBay."

707 · 11-21-2006, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Some sites are shutting down my computer!
Unfortunately, visiting the following sites will cause Microsoft Firefox to unexpectedly crash, and force Windows to fail:
Google.com
Yahoo.com
Apple.com
iTunes.com
Gmail.com
Symantec.com
McAfee.com
Nintendo.com
Playstation.com
And all Linux/Unix sites, forums and communities
Webpages which contain following wildcard keywords, will also result in an unexpected Windows system failure.
"I hate microsoft"

"Bill gates is an idiot"
"Linux is good"
"Apple is good"
"MacOSX is good"
"I hate Windows"
"Windows sucks"
"Microsoft sucks"
"I hate Bill"
"XBOX is ridiculous"
"Al Qaeda"
"I love Ipods"
"I don't use Microsoft Office"
"I hate Microsoft Office"
"Microsoft Office is stupid"
"Explorer sucks"
"Vista sucks"
"Ballmer sucks"
And the names of all companies who's filed a lawsuit against Microsoft.

This unexpected failure of Microsoft Firefox along with the Windows System is an irreparable bug within the source code. There is nothing we can do to prevent the process.
Note: Keep in mind that sites such as Microsoft.com and Msfirefox.com will work perfectly.

Lawl

De · 11-22-2006, 02:29 AM

Niceeee lol.

Loser777 · 11-22-2006, 02:48 AM

I'm using Opera. :P

11-21-2006, 09:49 PM	#21 (permalink)
De Private Hack User Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 2,705	Lol. This is pretty good and this will get some people. Looks at the picture in this link (I got modem takes to long to upload a good looking picture): http://www.msfirefox.com/firefox-full-features.html "We've made it better like seriously... Would we lie?" ^^ and at the bottom they have linux and mac crossed out lol. __________________ Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied, And vice sometime's by action dignified.
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11-21-2006, 09:55 PM	#23 (permalink)
test-acc Ace #1 Poon Tycoon Senior Member Retired Staff Member Gold Member Blessed Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Europe! Posts: 2,407	I can't beleive some of you think this is real, haha. __________________
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11-21-2006, 09:57 PM	#25 (permalink)
lpxxfaintxx I hate Steve Jobs. Senior Member Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fullerton, CA Posts: 3,174	I thought it was real, for about 5 minutes... then I read through the site. It was too good to be true. :P __________________
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11-21-2006, 09:59 PM	#27 (permalink)
howardmeis Weiße Kraft Senior Member Messiah Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Chicago. ^.^ Posts: 8,143	http://whitehouse.net/ lololol __________________ I AM HOWARD. I MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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11-21-2006, 10:04 PM	#28 (permalink)
lpxxfaintxx I hate Steve Jobs. Senior Member Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fullerton, CA Posts: 3,174	That's fake... __________________
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11-21-2006, 10:19 PM	#30 (permalink)
De Private Hack User Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 2,705	LOL "Support/Questions It doesn't work properly? Well boohoo! Our own Steve Ballmer can't swim, do you hear him complaining? At Microsoft, we pride criticism and will seek continual self-improvement in the development of core technologies - but when something says 'beta', it means 'beta'. Will I see all my e-mails, contacts, and other info a year from now? Probably not." __________________ Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied, And vice sometime's by action dignified.
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11-21-2006, 10:20 PM	#31 (permalink)
De Private Hack User Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 2,705	LOL "Support/Questions It doesn't work properly? Well boohoo! Our own Steve Ballmer can't swim, do you hear him complaining? At Microsoft, we pride criticism and will seek continual self-improvement in the development of core technologies - but when something says 'beta', it means 'beta'. Will I see all my e-mails, contacts, and other info a year from now? Probably not. Terms & Conditions? MSFirefox Mail Beta represents the pinnacle of today's online web technology. Any financial, spiritual, religious, physical and emotional loss incurred as a direct result of this service - places no responsibility whatsoever on Microsoft Firefox, Microsoft, Mozilla, Google, Yahoo, Apple or eBay." __________________ Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied, And vice sometime's by action dignified.
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11-22-2006, 02:29 AM	#33 (permalink)
De Private Hack User Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 2,705	Niceeee lol. __________________ Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied, And vice sometime's by action dignified.
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11-22-2006, 02:48 AM	#34 (permalink)
Loser777 Geeky Azn d00d Enlightened Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 3,043	I'm using Opera. :P __________________ Q6600 @ 3.6GHz 1.32v 9800GX2 @ 700/1752/1000 4GB DDR2 800 4-4-4-12 2.0v ASUS P5Q-E
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