Microsoft Acquired Firefox... wtf? - Page 3

Shade · 11-23-2006, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mys Videl

Rofl, that is hilarious. Teaches firefox to make a open source browser.

Videl, did you even look at the website? If you actually did, you would've known it was a fake.

Anyways, that was funny.

Mystic Videl · 11-23-2006, 04:08 PM

I have no plans of going to websites. I just read what he put and responded.

Bilago · 11-23-2006, 04:42 PM

Support/Questions
It doesn't work properly? Well boohoo! Our own Steve Ballmer can't swim, do you hear him complaining?

What it is
A fast and simple e-mail that makes it easy to read, send and organize your messages. The “beta” part means the inevitability of redirected emails, frequent bounces and/or missing business contacts.

5 MB of storage (5 x 10-3 GB = 5,000,000 bytes)

Terms & Conditions?
MSFirefox Mail Beta represents the pinnacle of today's online web technology. Any financial, spiritual, religious, physical and emotional loss incurred as a direct result of this service - places no responsibility whatsoever on Microsoft Firefox, Microsoft, Mozilla, Google, Yahoo, Apple or eBay.

Microsoft's TakeOver Technology is a free, fully functional security feature within Microsoft Firefox . It helps to protect the Windows Kernel against viruses, spyware, slow performance, security threats and unauthorized access caused by unwanted and malicious software such as Symantec and McAfee products.

i think ill get it just for that part

Note: TakeOver will often over-react to unendorsed security software and may unexpectedly force the Windows file system into a uncontrollable shutdown / recovery phase. There is nothing you can do.

The following are also declared as malicious and dangerous, and will therefore cause a shutdown:

* All Symantec Products
* All McAfee
* Command Antivirus
* eTrust Antivirus
* Dr. Web
* NOD32
* F-Prot Antivirus
* F-Secure Anti-Virus
* GFI MailSecurity for Microsoft Exchange/SMTP
* GFI DownloadSecurity for Microsoft ISA Server
* AVG Anti-Virus
* ViRobot Expert
* Kaspersky Anti-Virus
* Norman Virus Control (NVC)
* Panda Titanium Antivirus
* Protector Plus
* Sophos Anti-Virus
* Sybari Antigen
* Trend Micro PC-cillin

And basically all other security vendors who have recently filed lawsuits against Microsoft.

lpxxfaintxx · 11-23-2006, 04:49 PM

Lmao, their email service is real.

Bilago · 11-23-2006, 04:59 PM

if you try to download it, it downloads IE7 from download.microsoft.com

MasterX · 11-24-2006, 02:05 AM

Ya the image is nice i want that as an icon :-D

TheTempest · 11-25-2006, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 707

"it's better now..like seriously" Lol.

I love this guy! LOL. Anyways, dude, thats part of the licence...they can do that. Of course, by doing it, they admit they can't write their own browser, they're just stealing it like they've stolen everything else. M$ couldn't be inovative if their lives depended on it. Saying all that, I completly respect the bussness of it. You do what you have to to get the leading edge, that's just capitalizim.

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Shade · 11-25-2006, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mys Videl

I have no plans of going to websites. I just read what he put and responded.

If you're not informed, do you think it is intelligent to discuss a subject you do not understand or do not know about?

Gold_Yoshi · 11-25-2006, 02:01 AM

Haha, this is awesome. I've never laughed so hard this past month when I've been on the computer since I made like, 10 noobs go to ~~a shock site~~...
I love that picture, it's my signature now!

Edit-AHAHAHAHA! I love their video, too!

punture · 11-25-2006, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

Too good to be true!

Quote:

Computer/Processor Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Don't have this...

Loser777 · 11-25-2006, 04:17 AM

Firefox was getting to be buggier and more exploitable than IE, now I'm using Opera! :D

11-23-2006, 04:08 PM	#42 (permalink)
Mystic Videl You're all idiots. Retired Staff Member Inquisitor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,906	I have no plans of going to websites. I just read what he put and responded. __________________ Мы коммунисты. Вместе, Интернет будет наш.
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11-23-2006, 04:42 PM	#43 (permalink)
Bilago High Priest Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,918	Support/Questions It doesn't work properly? Well boohoo! Our own Steve Ballmer can't swim, do you hear him complaining? What it is A fast and simple e-mail that makes it easy to read, send and organize your messages. The “beta” part means the inevitability of redirected emails, frequent bounces and/or missing business contacts. 5 MB of storage (5 x 10-3 GB = 5,000,000 bytes) Terms & Conditions? MSFirefox Mail Beta represents the pinnacle of today's online web technology. Any financial, spiritual, religious, physical and emotional loss incurred as a direct result of this service - places no responsibility whatsoever on Microsoft Firefox, Microsoft, Mozilla, Google, Yahoo, Apple or eBay. Microsoft's TakeOver Technology is a free, fully functional security feature within Microsoft Firefox . It helps to protect the Windows Kernel against viruses, spyware, slow performance, security threats and unauthorized access caused by unwanted and malicious software such as Symantec and McAfee products. i think ill get it just for that part Note: TakeOver will often over-react to unendorsed security software and may unexpectedly force the Windows file system into a uncontrollable shutdown / recovery phase. There is nothing you can do. The following are also declared as malicious and dangerous, and will therefore cause a shutdown: * All Symantec Products * All McAfee * Command Antivirus * eTrust Antivirus * Dr. Web * NOD32 * F-Prot Antivirus * F-Secure Anti-Virus * GFI MailSecurity for Microsoft Exchange/SMTP * GFI DownloadSecurity for Microsoft ISA Server * AVG Anti-Virus * ViRobot Expert * Kaspersky Anti-Virus * Norman Virus Control (NVC) * Panda Titanium Antivirus * Protector Plus * Sophos Anti-Virus * Sybari Antigen * Trend Micro PC-cillin And basically all other security vendors who have recently filed lawsuits against Microsoft. __________________ "Its better to be quiet and appear stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Last edited by Bilago : 11-23-2006 at 04:49 PM.
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11-23-2006, 04:49 PM	#44 (permalink)
lpxxfaintxx I hate Steve Jobs. Senior Member Gold Member Enlightened Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fullerton, CA Posts: 3,174	Lmao, their email service is real. __________________
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11-23-2006, 04:59 PM	#45 (permalink)
Bilago High Priest Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,918	if you try to download it, it downloads IE7 from download.microsoft.com __________________ "Its better to be quiet and appear stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
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11-24-2006, 02:05 AM	#46 (permalink)
MasterX Disciple Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Here There Where Ever I Find A Box Posts: 544	Ya the image is nice i want that as an icon :-D __________________ The Eternal Network Eternal Forums
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11-25-2006, 02:01 AM	#49 (permalink)
Gold_Yoshi Master of the Yoshis Senior Member High Priest Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On a laptop. Posts: 1,825	Haha, this is awesome. I've never laughed so hard this past month when I've been on the computer since I made like, 10 noobs go to ~~a shock site~~... I love that picture, it's my signature now! Edit-AHAHAHAHA! I love their video, too! __________________ Мы коммунисты. Вместе, Интернет будет наш. Last edited by SC_Modder : 11-25-2006 at 07:52 AM. Reason: rawr
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11-25-2006, 04:17 AM	#51 (permalink)
Loser777 Geeky Azn d00d Enlightened Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 3,043	Firefox was getting to be buggier and more exploitable than IE, now I'm using Opera! :D __________________ Q6600 @ 3.6GHz 1.32v 9800GX2 @ 700/1752/1000 4GB DDR2 800 4-4-4-12 2.0v ASUS P5Q-E
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