People in my office

[Raistlin]

The people I work with are disgusting.

There is a fat woman down the hall who eats ice all day. She will pour herself a (diet) soda in a huge glass full of ice, and then for the rest of the afternoon she chomps on ice like a fat hog whose mouth simply has to be chewing at all times. It sounds like a ****ing gravel pit.

In the office next to mine there are two guys who continually eat potato chips. There are two styles of eating potato chips:

1) Put the chip in your mouth, close your mouth, bite into chip.
2) Put the chip in your mouth, chomp down loudly on the ****ing chip before closing your mouth, as if you think you're in a pringles commercial.

Of course both guys do the latter.

Every woman in this office is fat. Every single one.

I once saw my boss drop a piece of a granola bar on the floor under the table, move it with his foot to a spot where he could reach it, and then pick it up and eat it. No joke.

I make more money with my home business than I do here anyway. I honestly don't know why I show up.

[putis]

Just make sure they don't take away your Swingline.

[Sinz]

Originally Posted by Raistlin

The people I work with are disgusting.

There is a fat woman down the hall who eats ice all day. She will pour herself a (diet) soda in a huge glass full of ice, and then for the rest of the afternoon she chomps on ice like a fat hog whose mouth simply has to be chewing at all times. It sounds like a ****ing gravel pit.

In the office next to mine there are two guys who continually eat potato chips. There are two styles of eating potato chips:

1) Put the chip in your mouth, close your mouth, bite into chip.
2) Put the chip in your mouth, chomp down loudly on the ****ing chip before closing your mouth, as if you think you're in a pringles commercial.

Of course both guys do the latter.

Every woman in this office is fat. Every single one.

I once saw my boss drop a piece of a granola bar on the floor under the table, move it with his foot to a spot where he could reach it, and then pick it up and eat it. No joke.

I make more money with my home business than I do here anyway. I honestly don't know why I show up.

welcome to America

[Xthar]

Originally Posted by Evil_sinz

welcome to America

And thats why im glad im from Canada :P

[duckduckgoose]

Oh noez! someone is eating chips and chewing on ice, how your delicate ears must hurt!

Get over it. This is America, no one cares about your opinion or feelings, and they never will.

The eating food off the floor thing is nasty though, I would have smacked the food out of my bosses hand if he had done something like that infront of me.

[Deg™]

Originally Posted by putis616

Just make sure they don't take away your Swingline.

And if they do, burn the ****ing building down.

['bat]

time to start looking for another job.

from what i hear, pimping in fact, is easy.

[Arcanite]

May I ask what your home business is? :P

[JeweyK]

May I ask where you work out of home, or at least what you do?

[Raistlin]

Originally Posted by duckduckgoose

Oh noez! someone is eating chips and chewing on ice, how your delicate ears must hurt!

You're a genius.

I'm not talking about someone eating chips. I'm talking about someone eating chips all day, every day. I'm not talking about someone chewing on ice. I'm talking about someone chewing on ice all afternoon, every afternoon. I would compare it to feeding time at the zoo except that feeding time at the zoo has an end. The idea that you wouldn't be bothered by this tells me that you either weren't raised among people who possess common etiquette or have become too desensitized to care.

Originally Posted by KJewWithAK

May I ask where you work out of home, or at least what you do?

I sell on ebay.

[Pete_Zahut]

Then work your way to the top and fire them, because all you seem to be doing is just complaining, atleast tell them to their face

[p_025]

Originally Posted by Raistlin

I sell on ebay.

Is that a taxable income? Because if not, w0rd.

['bat]

Originally Posted by p_025

Is that a taxable income? Because if not, w0rd.

its not, but it is loaded with fees.

and if you make more money from ebay than your 9 to 5 job, then you must be really not loving the new ebay rate hikes.

[kamikaze]

What is your real job?

[disco]

The only course of action is to buy an airhorn.

[Raistlin]