Post turtle

APISTOBORELLI · 06-05-2008, 04:29 AM

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher,
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got
around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country
road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a 'post turtle'.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is
up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb a$$ put him up
there to begin with.'

'bat · 06-05-2008, 04:36 AM

this is true.

Empathy · 06-05-2008, 04:55 AM

McCain is too old and despite a clean bill of health so far we can assume complications will arise when he gets into office.

By the way nice copy-pasta. No source?

Super · 06-05-2008, 05:05 AM

Yawn.

BD-ICY · 06-05-2008, 05:58 AM

100% true

gamepin126 · 06-05-2008, 07:11 AM

Degausser · 06-05-2008, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Empathy

McCain is too old and despite a clean bill of health so far we can assume complications will arise when he gets into office.

By the way nice copy-pasta. No source?

Thats what Vice-Presidents are for.

Hopefully he makes a good choice, many people are too swept up by the Obamania to see what a horrible president he would be.

Super · 06-05-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degausser

Thats what Vice-Presidents are for.

Hopefully he makes a good choice, many people are too swept up by the Obamania to see what a horrible president he would be.

Then there's also the non-conformists that are determined to not see anything positive about him. Then theres the people that go republican no matter what. The truth is, any expectations anyone has of any candidate right now don't have much basis behind them. If we can elect Bush twice only to see that he ****ed us over twice, it's pretty clear that foresight in politics is a tricky thing.

JeweyK · 06-06-2008, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USMCFirebat

this is true.

APISTOBORELLI · 06-06-2008, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Empathy

By the way nice copy-pasta. No source?

Got it in an email from my brother. Not sure where he got it.

howardmeis · 06-08-2008, 07:31 PM

L2third party.

06-05-2008, 04:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
APISTOBORELLI Disciple Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Norwood, MA Posts: 610	Post turtle While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb a$$ put him up there to begin with.' __________________ If you dont stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them. .¸.·´¯`·...¸><((((º> ·´¯`·.¸. , . .·´¯`·.. ><((((º> <<(ºº)>>
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06-05-2008, 04:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
'bat I was born by the highway Senior Member Gold Member Evangelist Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,088	this is true. __________________ she was born by the sea BD-ICY apparently no longer <3's Mookster.
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06-05-2008, 04:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Empathy au revoir Gold Member Blessed Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: California Posts: 2,445	McCain is too old and despite a clean bill of health so far we can assume complications will arise when he gets into office. By the way nice copy-pasta. No source? __________________
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06-05-2008, 05:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
Super Gold Member Prophet Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Grandma's basement Posts: 7,388	Yawn. __________________ AR. Founder of the official "AKA is my Homeboy" fanclub. Click here to join.
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06-05-2008, 05:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
BD-ICY High Priest Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Michigan. Posts: 1,558	100% true __________________ Pretty fly for a Draenei.
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