The "My family is better than your family" thread

[Gantznaught]

Since I couldnt make an entry for worst family, I thought the users that actually have a good family can compete in this thread. Here I go:

Part 1: Everyone in my family is independently wealthy. Yep, we're all millionaires. Except for my grandmother: she's a billionaire.

Part 2: When I was 16, my birthday present was a jet black Viper convertible. I hadn't even tried to start driver's training yet.

Part 3: Within 3 months, I'd crashed it into our garage door because I forgot to press one of the many remote controls cluttering up my console, oops.

Part 4: Our insurance company gave me a new one the very next week.

Part 5: Our hispanic maid, who was 22 and had amazing tits, gave me my first blow job at 13. It was incredible, and she swallowed. By 14, I was f*cking her on a regular basis. My dad walked in on us one time... I thought he was going to be mad, you know? At the end of the week, he increased my allowance to 800$ a week.

Part 6: The saddest I've ever been is once when I was a little, I lost one of my Power Rangers action figures. The next day, my dad sent Rosa out to Toys R Us with me, and we bought all of them.

Part 7: ???????

Part 8: Profit? What's that? I have credit cards.

[HARD_ON]

damn dude,your rich as hells minerals!

[someoneod]

considering your reply to the other post... id hav to say thats all total BS

[HARD_ON]

damn,iused to be that rich,but my stupid ass parents had to get a devorce

[disco]

Im usually cruising around in my Ferrari convertable with my super model girlfriend or enjoying a nice pack of Cubans with my friends at the country club.
Of course i do all of this when im not soaking up the sun on my 3 story yacht.

I have to buy new wallets on a regular baisis due to the fact that seams burst because of all the 100$ bills.

When i first moved in to my current residence i needed a map made because its very easy to get lost in such a huge building.

[kds]

My family are bajillionairs.
Actually, I'm sure someone else's family is a lot better than mine. We're an average family with a decent sized house and a little more than enough money to get buy. I live in the south suburbs of Chicago in a little neihboorhood called Crestwood. We have nice nieghboors and a low crime rate.

[Rumplesttiltzkin]

Originally Posted by Gantznaught

Part 5: Our hispanic maid, who was 22 and had amazing tits, gave me my first blow job at 13. It was incredible, and she swallowed. By 14, I was f*cking her on a regular basis. My dad walked in on us one time... I thought he was going to be mad, you know? At the end of the week, he increased my allowance to 800$ a week.

Errm, What's the name of your maid service industry?

[kds]

Maids R' Us.

[howardmeis]

My family is normal. We used to be rich but then my mom divorced my dad. I'm serious when I say this but my old house was 2 of my current houses. Like literaly 2 of them, because we had a pool house. But when my parents got divorced we lost all the good ****. Most expensive thing that I own is my computer, or maybe it's my TV. I buy all my own stuff, except sometimes my mommy pays for my clothes. Today she bought me 85 bux of clogthes at hot topic. It was a pair of pants, and 3 shirts. Great mommy huh. lolz. But no we're just a normal family in the suburbs.