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Old 09-07-2005, 03:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Dans awsome story.

Uhoh, look how awsome this bitch is..
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Back in the day when people were not too considerate of the Earth, two turkeys named Jebediah and Ezekiel were bored out of their small incompetent minds. ?Hey Ezekiel, doth thou want to go chop down a wood?? gobbled Jebediah.
?Well Jebediah, why not? It?s not like there is some almighty God that will smite us down for doing evil deeds. I mean come on, God?? replied Ezekiel.
So off scampered the little turkeys, wielding giant +2 wood cutting axes, despite how small the two turkeys were. ?Rawr!? shouted a giant dinosaur! ?If you two go into these woods, that you would not have seen if I didn?t point them out right now, and cut down just one tree God will smite you and cause a curse to be placed on the Earth for millennia to come.?
The two turkeys pulled out there glocks they kept hidden in there pants and popped a cap into his large buttocks. ?Hey want to go chop down that forest over there!?? said Jebediah.
?Oh you mean the one we didn?t see until that giant dinosaur pointed it out?? replied Ezekiel.
?That?s the one!?
So off they went to the forest. After a few minutes of walking they finally reached their destination, the forest. Jebediah took the first whack at the tallest, most precious looking tree in the whole forest. All of a sudden a crack opened underneath there feet and a deep strong voice boomed ?Uhoh, whats this! Someone chopping down my most precious of trees!?.
The Earth rumbled and grumbled and the ground beneath the two turkeys feet just opened up into a gaping hole that fell forever. Fiery balls of rock shot out at the sky from the large hole, and then came the tons and tons of lava just pouring out and destroying everything around. The two turkeys died apparently. ?Take that you stupid turkeys!? shouted God. ?Ha, ha, hachoo volcano? sneezed God. ?Oh my? I accidentally said volcano. Hey, I know that?s what I?m going to call these travesty?s from this day forth.?. And that?s how Volcano?s came to be.
Your just jealous.
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Old 09-07-2005, 03:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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summarize it please
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Old 09-07-2005, 03:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Try that. It's alright, not fantastic. Was just trying my hand at writing fantasy the other day. More an experiment than a story :(
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You got your name changed . Why?
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his knew name is kc PUSSYDUCTIONS
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HEY KC pussyductions made of PUSSY WHY THE **** did you have to pixelate your'e face too ****ing fugly??
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It's actually quite the opposite. His sexiness will blind you.
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you look like a bulldog
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No I dont? Do you know how big each block of the colors are? They totally distort everything. Im wearing my Gumdo uniform, sitting down on a bench at my Dojang. Bitch.
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On Topic: Why did you feel you needed to share that with us, Kc?
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because he is a ****ing idiot.....damn bloody pussy
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