Canada vs America comparison

[Corrupt]

Originally Posted by dopesmoker

uhhh, weed is illegal here to, just we arent ****ing retards and send 18 year olds to jail for smoking weed, remember a while ago when the Iraq war first started, a fellow stoner like you shouldve heard, this guy gets back from his Iraq tour, gets burnt with a ounce of weed, they wanted to send him to jail for a life sentence, 25 years, but because of his military record and all the media attention it got, he only got 3-4 years, yea only eh.

here, you get a fine for a ounce or less, trafficking you get community service, Canada is just a all better place to live, me? theyve found ounces, qp's, everything in my car or on my person, no court time didnt even take my weed.

see, our cops arent power hungry *******s, sure they have quota's to but they would rather burn someone for not wearing a seat belt then smoking weed

maybe its the education factor, maybe its the stereotype that americans are *******s, who knows, all I know is ive been to the states, never going back, I was thinking of taking a trip to vegas, because there was a bill about to be signed decriminalizing weed in nevada, but that failed, so haha

my suggestion to you putis, move to Canada, ****ing lovely country, we have legal gambling in every big city, it looks nice out here, free health care, good quality education, lots of good paying jobs that dont require drug testing, seriously, you can get a job here making 30$ a hour and you dont need to be drug tested, where as in america you get drug tested for minimum wage job

I cant explain how Canada is better, you would have to see for yourself

oh, well when I went to america, bought a burger, the ****ing **** was grey, the only time I got a decent meal was in new orleans, got some jumbalia, good stuff

oh our beer is better, our woman are sexier and less slutty, way less crime and way less poverty, our guns are regulated so not everyone is strapped with a pistol or sub machine gun for close range combat, we are a rifle nation, almost every Canadian has a rifle in there house, well atleast everyone I know, ask tweener and the other Canadians here if there dad has a rifle in the house, its easier to get a rifle in Canada then a pistol.

oh our coffee is alot better, ive been to starbucks in Canada and in america, both suck, where as tim hortons ****ing rocks

I searched america for a good coffee and no where to be found, denny's, waffle house etc etc

also, alot less fat people, ALOT less, out of a list of 50 people I closely know, only 3 of them are obese, can you say the same?

I hae to agree but have to disagree at the same time.
In Canada I worked at Canada's Wonderland for minimum wage and I almost got drug tested. I work as a bus boy for a somewhat upscale restaurant in Florida and they don't mention a thing about drug testing. If I was still a pothead and if I wanted to I could go smoke a joint in the middle of a shift, not get caught.

Yes the coffee is a lot better. Everytime I go up for a visit I always bring home a case of TH coffee. The only American coffee I drink is from my work.

Burgers here from fast food places are ****. I avoid them whenever I can.

The cops are power hungry. A while ago when I was living in Toronto me and like 2/3 friends were just chilin behind a blockbuster (a blockbuster ffs!) and an unmarked cop car pulled up and they started harassing us asking us if we had drugs (which we did but they didn't find) and one of them just stuck his hand into my jacket pocket. After they harassed us they looked all of us up on their gay fcking computer and then told us to go home. Fgts.

The Country is lovely during summer and winter but in the winter it's only nice if there's snow. If there isn't, it's ****ing dreary and depressing. It's all grey and hideous. Also it's a lot colder, but that's what jeans and jackets are for.

Coming from an American school facilitates getting into a Canadian college. Canada's schools are smaller and less diverse (personal experience.) There's not as many sports to pick from in Canada as there is in America. In America the schools are a lot easier and the teachers are way more lax then the teachers in Canada.

Yes a lot of the girls are fine there, but there's a lot of fine girls here too. There's always going to fine girls everywhere. But you can't make such a general statement like they're less slutty, beacuse I know tons of sluts up there.

Anyways that's just a comparisonesque thing.

[Otaku]

The burgers from fast food places here are decent...unless you go to McDonald's, Jack in the Box, etc...

Harvey's burgers were ****ing good.

[Mystic Videl]

America is better. More money, fat people, more crime, better guns, a navy, and more crazy white people. Canada has medical for everyone.

[dopesmoker]

Originally Posted by Otaku

Though, just about everyone I saw in Canada was ugly.

hehehe, well I travelled all through out the states, north to south, the only hot chick I met was in a bar, she was the cutest little chick, red head, southern accent, long story short we liked each others accent and we both felt really really bad for the maid that had to clean my hotel the next morning.

the day I got the grey burger from mcdonalds, this fat ****, wearing a mcdonalds shirt, I think this was in Mississippi, all I know it was hotter then hell and I remember Mississippi as the hottest, he didnt even have to order, they already knew what he want, I could tell by the mustard stain and ketchup on his shirt that he was quite the regular

I went to waffle house in nashville, this goth chick, real ugly, wearing **** load of makeup came upto me talking like she knew me, tried to hug me so I tell her, ya, Im Canadian, hahaha she was so embarrassed funnny ****

went to bourbon street and the strippers were, meh, half decent, no one I'd get a lap dance from

all I know is I couldnt wait to get home, hit up niagara falls where the strippers are ****ing smoking, the meat is real, the whiskey doesnt taste like **** (ahhh, gotta love Canadian club whiskey) the coffee rocks, the people arent dumbasses

went to a corner store, a 18 year old, atleast 18, asked me for ID when I bought alcohol "Ontario? were gonna need state ID" state ID? I'm Canadian you putz, that and after 10 minutes of telling him, he finally believed me, but the idiot couldnt count, couldnt take my birthdate and the current date to see im above 21, this isnt the only place, its as if theyve never took someones ID before in the 20 corner marts and bars I visited, its like they were all handicapped.

theres police checks everywhere, the cops at the road blocks are as dumb as the civilians, oh and when you get around middle america, it begins to smell for a state or two... im serious hahaha








oh and corrupt, we have more sports to choose from, we have hockey, football, baseball, soccer, every sport america has, except we have +1, the greatest sport, LACROSSE!! lacrosse ****ing rocks

ya the schools are alot easier in america because the education system is ****ed royally, well atleast public school wise

edit : videl, I know you were being sarcastic, but even still, america has lost alottttt of money going into the war with Iraq

also, you know how alot of the iraqians and terrorist got there weapons? from the states, didnt just out right give it to them no, but they did leave alot of weapons in the middle east, its cheaper to build more at home then to transfer them back, so if you see a terrorist with a assault rifle other then the AK, you know they got it from the americans

[Raistlin]

Dopesmoker, I'm sorry you had a bad experience in your travels through the United States. However, there is a lot of vitriol apparent in your observations. You could probably be taken more seriously if you didn't make it so obvious that you generally dislike the US.

By the way, we have lacrosse in the US as well.

[putis]

Dope you just need to come to Miami, and all your problems will be solved.

Unless you're on the highway between 4 and 6 during the week.

[kds]

Or Chiacgo. Party it up with me, hba, and putis! we'll show you what the states are all about

[putis]

Ya, but seriously though, it just sounds like you had some crappy experiences. You shouldn't let that get you down on a whole country, there's plenty of cool places and people here.

[Otaku]

He better avoid my brother then...

[BloodyBlade]

If you are seriously going to generalize an entire country based on what you've seen from a few visits, you're a ****ing idiot. I'm absolutely ****ing sure I could go somewhere in Canada and find the things you said were wrong with America.

What's with foreigners thinking everyone in America loves fast food? Most of it is ****ing gross.

dopesmoker, my school has lacrosse and a whole lot of other sports. Not to mention a few clubs (like the "Rugby club") that play sports. I go to a really laid back school. There are not many fat people around here, I live right next to the ocean. There are all kinds of hot girls around here.

I suggest you visit the coast somewhere. Infact, I invite you to come visit Palos Verdes. Beautiful city, great restaurants, right on the beach, extremely low crime rates, although the surrounding areas are ****ing terrible. The next few towns over are Inglewood, Carson, Compton, etc.

[Pete_Zahut]

my school has the same stuff bloody cept for the rugby club and its also right by the beach and dope you havent had fast food until you have tried in-n-out they by far have the best burgers out of most fast food places

[NickF]

Originally Posted by Mys Videl

America is better. More money, fat people, more crime, better guns, a navy, and more crazy white people. Canada has medical for everyone.

Canada's income taxes are also like 40%+ because of that. I'd take money and work my ass off for a decent job who provides decent medical in the US thank you very much.

[Corrupt]

Originally Posted by dopesmoker

oh and corrupt, we have more sports to choose from, we have hockey, football, baseball, soccer, every sport america has, except we have +1, the greatest sport, LACROSSE!! lacrosse ****ing rocks

ya the schools are alot easier in america because the education system is ****ed royally, well atleast public school wise

Yes the schools here suck, and I love it because it looks so great when applying to Canadian schools. "You went to an American school? OMG WE HAVE TO HAVE YOU TO OUR SCHOOL! You get a free ride."
The big name colleges here are 10x harder then the schools so when most kids graduate HS and go to college they get fcked because they were taught so porely in HS.

The only sport my school doesn't have is hockey. The school I went to in Canada didn't have a wrestling team which I was pissed about because that's the only team I wanted to go for when I was there.
Personally I hate lacrosse because only the gay rich white preppy kids play it and they're soft. Extremely soft. But I'm going to play it my senior year just for kicks.

Sorry about the burgers but that was Mississippi and Louisiana which are arguably the worst places to try and get a decent burger.
Come to Orlando and go to Market Street Cafe, they have fcking amazing burgers, that's what I eat every Saturday and Sunday.